Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
