Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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