Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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