the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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