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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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