just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Less talking, more tequila
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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