Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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