You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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