Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
