dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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