Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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