Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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