I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
