i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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