Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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