are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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