can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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