someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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