i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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