My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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