I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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