Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
