she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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