you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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