Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We left an ass print on the piano.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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