ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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