She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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