you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
