dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I bet he comes in French.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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