How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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