that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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