I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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