Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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