i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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