yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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