In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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