Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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