did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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