By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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