But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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