Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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