i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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