you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
