Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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