I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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