In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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