Can Purell be used as lube?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
