You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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