I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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