SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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