I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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