Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think my tv is drunk
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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