sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Hippo gnu deer
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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