I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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