I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize